Ancestry jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Your family tree looks like a circle 馃拃馃拃馃拃
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...