An octopus jokes
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
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What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
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Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].