What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
