An octopus jokes
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!