An octopus jokes

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.

What do you call an octopus dad?

An octodad.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave.

Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?

Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.

Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!

Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!