How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh
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What do u call an octopus dad? an octodad
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d
