An octopus jokes
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?