How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What does you mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What do u call an octopus dad? an octodad
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d
