An octopus jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.