What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.