An octopus

An Octopus Jokes

Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?

Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.

Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!

Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

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