What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
