An octopus jokes
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.