Alzheimers memes

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."