What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
