Alpaca jokes

What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?

An alpaki.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

What do you call a bunch of llamas?

Alpaca llama.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.