Fleece jokes

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

Sheep want to wool the world :)

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

I am a sheep.