Fleece jokes

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.

Sheep want to wool the world :)

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

The F in orphan stands for family.

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

The "f" in orphan is for family.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.