Allan jokes

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

like if you know someone that is emo.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

POV: Her name is Alli.