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Mitosis

17 views · Akbat · 7 years ago

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

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  • Suicide

    96 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

    Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

    Museum girl: Committing suicide.

    Allan: What about Friday night?

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