All you can eat jokes
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Like if you love food!