There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
Don’t worry if you have a stroke
You’ll be all right
Is it all right.. When there is nothing left?
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now
A man lost is left arm. He's All right now
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
