Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
Your mamma's so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.