Alexander the grape jokes

What was purple and conquered the world?

Alexander The Grape.

Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?

Alexander the raisin.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"