Alexander the grape jokes

Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?

Alexander the raisin.

What was purple and conquered the world?

Alexander The Grape.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.

Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?

Because she loves raisin kids.