Alexander the grape jokes
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.