Alexander the grape jokes
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
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What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Why did Ms. Grapes 馃崌 want to marry Mr. Grapes 馃崌?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What is purple and whines when it鈥檚 squished?
A bunch of grapes! 馃崌馃槀
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