AirPods jokes

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."