AirPods jokes

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.