Aerodynamics jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.