Aerodynamics jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.