Aerodynamics jokes

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!