How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
Wanna know whats funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
I didn't put my kids up for adoption
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
So one day i walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the famloy she starts to cry my mom ask why shes crying and i say i told her she was adopted and i was tgere for the adopten and we have peppers it was all a lie she is not adopted and every thing is fine
your adopted
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
stinky steve
If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
will someone play roblox adopt me with me
My dad coming back.
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
you are
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
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