Adolf

Adolf Jokes

Quote

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

Adolf Hitler

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Adolf Hitler

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Difference

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

Front

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Hitler

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

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  • Line

    If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

    Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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