Adolf jokes
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
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Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"