Adder jokes
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
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What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.