Adder jokes
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
money + money = MONEY
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
10+10
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.