A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Acorn Jokes
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."