Acorn jokes

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

Where do squirrels go for fun?

The acorn-ival.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the math acorn say when it grew up?

"Gee-I'm-a-tree."