Abortion clinic jokes

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"