Aboard jokes
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
So my bus... goodness.
Community talk
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more
Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun