Ableism jokes

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

I can’t stand disabled jokes...

Neither can they 😂

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

Screw you, ableists!

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!