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Shitpost master-general

@shitpostmastergeneral

Registered on 10/19/2025 · 2 followers · Last active 8 months ago

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Carrot

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A cartoon illustration showing the blue Sesame Street monster, Grover, standing in a room. He is triumphantly placing a carrot onto a stone pedestal labeled "Carrot." A sign on the wall in the background reads "The Carrot Room." Grover has a speech bubble saying, "Aha! This is where it belongs."

Picture

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post features an anime girl with cat ears (Nekomimi) wearing a dark cloak. Large, crude red scribbles, including a circle and arrows, cover the right side of the image. The text claims the picture is genuinely scary and uncanny, suggesting it has the same unsettling effect as the creepypasta image smile.jpg.

Walter White

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A four-panel image using characters from the TV show *Breaking Bad* and the anime *Bleach*. In the top left, Badger Mayhew offers, "Let me headpat you". In the top right, Walter White angrily rejects him, saying, "Stfu libtard I'm fine on my own..". In the bottom left, the anime character Yoruichi Shihoin, in a cat-eared form, commands, "Meow for me while I headpat you". In the bottom right, Walter White smiles intensely and shouts, "YES YORUICHI glory to catgirlwawa!".

Confession

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

Apology

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube comment thread. The user Ricardo Pineda asks how to make the audio his ringtone. The user Joaquin Amaya replies with an insult: "Dumb nigga." Ricardo Pineda then retaliates by posting geographic coordinates: "@Joaquin Amaya 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W this you??" Joaquin Amaya immediately apologizes: "@Ricardo Pineda I'm sorry."

Connection

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Two photographs, mugshots of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, are pinned to a corkboard. A black string connects the pin near the top of Donald Trump's head to the pin near the top of Jeffrey Epstein's head, mimicking a conspiracy investigation board.

Focus

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

An image of basketball star LeBron James looking extremely focused and intense, surrounded by digital flames and sparks. He is holding a basketball. Overlaid text says: "POV: when the choir hit a high note and the glass dildo breaks in my a$$ so I gotta lock in and pretend like nothing happened".

Tail

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/playboicarti. The post is titled "I think everyone wishes humans had tails". The body of the post describes a hypothetical scenario at Walmart where a mom compliments someone's hair. The author suggests that if humans had tails, they would wag involuntarily, revealing excitement and causing embarrassment when the 'mom' notices.

Rabbit

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A grotesque and distorted depiction of a white rabbit with bulging, bloodshot eyes and a long tongue sticking out from a wide grin. The rabbit is wearing a dark suit and holding up a pocket watch. The watch face prominently displays the numbers 6 and 7 with clock hands pointing at them. The background has a dark, organic, red texture.

Cat

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Mreow meow meow meow :3

A screenshot of a tweet by sloane quoting another tweet by Punch Cat. The original tweet displays two side-by-side images of a grey tabby cat sitting at a desk next to a laptop. In the left image, titled "apple", the cat is resting its chin on a large red apple. In the right image, titled "nothing", the cat is in the same pose but there is no apple. sloane's commentary reads: "notice he is content both with and without apple. a lot to learn here".

Breakfast

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A close-up shot of a white bowl being filled with small, shiny, silver metallic spheres, resembling ball bearings or metallic beads. A hand holds a dark object pouring the spheres into the already partially filled bowl. A black text overlay reads, "Having breakfast before my MRI".

Black

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A YouTube screenshot featuring a thumbnail and video details. The thumbnail shows a serious-looking Black man in a brown leather jacket with an American flag in the background. Large, stacked white text with red borders on the left side reads: "BLACKS", "NIGGAS", "NEGROS", "N***ERS". The video title below the thumbnail is "The Four Types Of Black Americans". The creator is Andre Williams.

Shitpost master-general

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Saddam Hussein

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

An illustration showing a cross-section of the earth. A small, shallow bunker is visible near the surface, labeled 'Saddam Hussein,' containing a prone figure, an 'Air vent,' and a 'Fan.' The entrance is labeled 'Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble,' with two figures standing above it. Below this bunker, a vast, complex cavern system is shown, populated by figures resembling ancient soldiers carrying spears, and other hidden subterranean features like digging gnomes and a massive dark cave structure.

Woman

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?

A screenshot of a 4chan thread featuring two anonymous posts. The first post includes a picture of a woman with distinct split black and white hair and dark makeup, along with the text: "i hate that i'm attracted to mentally ill woman." The second post, a reply, simply states: "All women are mentally ill."

Girl

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan greentext post from October 11, 2015. It features an image of a young blonde girl and the following text: ">been chatting with cute 14 year old girl >really flirty and sexy >now she tells me she's an undercover cop >how fucking cool is that for someone her age"

Semen

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Pipe

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A side-by-side comparison meme. The left panel shows a poorly executed, lumpy weld on a green-painted pipe with the caption 'Average weld in P*kistan', accompanied by the Pakistani flag and a vomiting emoji. The right panel shows a perfectly executed, rainbow-tinted circular weld on a metal component with the caption 'Average weld in glorious Azerbaijan', accompanied by the Azerbaijani flag and a praying hands emoji.

Lingerie

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of an online comment section. The top comment by 'sissyslutforyouonly' reads: "I wore my mom's lingerie and got off to imagining my dad doing me (I'm not a girl)". A reply by 'dave_mustains_stolen_riff' features a black and white image of a war-weary soldier with a thousand-yard stare, looking intensely into the camera.

Wife

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A meme with text at the top: "Me When my wife asks me where our daughters heart surgery money went (the evil blackjack dealer has it)". Below the text is a close-up photo of a brown dog looking directly at the camera with a wide-eyed, shocked, or guilty expression.

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