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Registered on 10/19/2025 · 2 followers · Last active 29 days ago
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1 month ago

Cookie theft is worse than hitler

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. User Aggravating_Drag705 writes, "i once stole a cookie from my sister". User Cultural-Proposal-34 replies, "worse than hitler".
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    1 month ago
    A black and white portrait of Vin Diesel making a shushing gesture with his finger over his lips. Above him, text reads "A real man" and below him "never speaks ill of". Underneath this is the vibrant, colorful logo and promotional art for the mobile game "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" showing Hello Kitty and other Sanrio characters on a sunny tropical beach.
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    1 month ago

    Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear

    A fluffy rabbit sits in a small circular hole in the dirt. White text and arrows point to the rabbit as being "from the moon??" and the hole as an "impact crater".
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    1 month ago
    An image of an orange fish swimming in blue water. A large red arrow points directly at the fish. Text at the top reads: "You may be thinking 'oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin'". Text at the bottom reads: "fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater".
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    1 month ago
    A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.
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    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a 4chan post featuring an image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. The text above the image states "this picture genuinely scares (...)". The text below the image describes the cat as uncanny and off-putting, suggesting it might be a person and comparing it to the smile.jpg creepypasta.
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    1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    Not quite my tempo

    A stack of blue cigarettes with orange filters on a white plate. Red text is superimposed over the image showing mathematical calculations: 9 rows of 32 equals 288, one row of 31, and several other rows adding up to 175, for a total of 463. The text at the top reads 'THEY LIED TO US' and '463 CIGARETTES'.
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    1 month ago

    Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent

    The image shows a store shelf with 'Prostokvashino' brand cream cartons, which have blue and white horizontal stripes. A ginger cat sits among them. Red arrows point from the cartons to a small inset photo of the infamous blue and white striped temple building on Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little Saint James. Shocked emojis are superimposed on the image to emphasize the 'discovery'.
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    2 months ago

    I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before

    An image of a grassy field with a small dollhouse. To the right is a tall, black, spiked creature with a distorted red face, which is circled in red with a red arrow pointing to it. On the left side, the character Goku from Dragon Ball Z is standing and looking on.
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    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."
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    2 months ago

    A meme supreme

    A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".
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    2 months ago
    A meme featuring text that says "When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue" above a motion-blurred image of a man in a red tank top and black shorts running away rapidly through a green background.
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    2 months ago
    In-joke
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    2 months ago
    A two-panel meme featuring the Doge and Cheems characters. The top panel shows Doge wearing a captain's hat, saying, 'Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific.' The bottom panel features a green, tentacled Cheems character (a parody of Cthulhu) rising out of a stormy sea under a full moon, with the text 'Chtumlu'.
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    2 months ago

    Knots~

    A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.
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    2 months ago

    Z!on!sts

    A two-panel image meme depicting religious antagonism. On the left, a caricature of an Orthodox Jewish man with a black hat and beard, marked by a Star of David above him, says, "I hate you with every fiber of my being." On the right, a young boy with a halo and a Christian cross above him gives a thumbs-up and replies, "I know, I read the Talmud."
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    2 months ago

    Soles

    A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."
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    2 months ago
    A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.
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    2 months ago
    The image features the famous oil painting 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' by Emanuel Leutze, showing George Washington standing heroically in a boat filled with soldiers navigating through ice. Above the painting, the text reads: 'Christmas night, 1776. George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill government officials in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%.'
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