RapBoat

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Presto.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.