How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
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I'm a 16 year old 8'9 200 lbs lightskin nonchalant dreadhead with hella girls
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were a vegetable, heโd be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, heโd be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isnโt stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... youโd just drown in all her fatness.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, heโd be a SANDWICH
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Iโve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIANโS jokes.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.