LoserIsPro

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.