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Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.