Whatβs Joe Bidenβs favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
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What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in
wanna see a joke i found? *show mior*
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
were japanese suicide bombers taught to fly? or was it just a quick crash corse
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yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he just asked her to move
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
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waht do you call a american house? a gun safe
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Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat
Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes