Wade

@wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 107 followers · Last active 1 year ago

Assumption

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Short jokes

Wade · 2 years ago

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s fingers

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Dishwasher

Wade · 2 years ago

What’s another name for nutting in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Post

Wade · 2 years ago

I relate to this meme

The meme shows two panels. The first panel shows a text conversation where a friend asks: "friend: are u okay"? The answer is: "me: yeah". The friend says: "friend: but your posts..." and the reply is: "me:". The second panel shows a character with a green spiky hair, drinking something in the first image, and smoking in the second image. The source of the meme is "@BrendanMortimer".

Asshole

Wade · In-joke · 2 years ago

This is so true tho

A series of comments are shown. The first comment says "You know something funny Wade". The second comment says "Hm?". The third comment says "BoredPanda has this gigantic community of like 500+ fags". The fourth comment says "But all it took was around 7 assholes from a joke site to cause them to go ballistic". The fifth comment says "What a bunch of fucking pussies lmao". The sixth comment says "That's amazing lmao".

Deadpool

Wade · 2 years ago

Probably the black guy

The image shows six panels. The first panel shows the face of Kylo Ren with a red lightsaber. The second panel shows Rey with a lightsaber. The third panel shows Leia Organa. The fourth panel shows Finn with a blue lightsaber. The fifth panel shows Han Solo with a blaster. The sixth panel shows Deadpool, next to a Chimichanga snack. Underneath, there is text: One of these things are not like the other.

Deadpool

Wade · 2 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING

The image shows a room with a person in a Deadpool costume lying on the floor, seemingly unconscious. In the background, a person is sitting in a chair. In the foreground, circled in red, there is a black trash bag or something similarly shaped that is prompting the question.

Century

Wade · 2 years ago

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Comment

Wade · 2 years ago

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

Persona

Wade · 2 years ago

Our animatic personas!(Made by Wilkin, designed by both of us)

A drawing shows seven different character designs labeled Jake, Madi, Toast, Wilkin, Wade, Dagger, and Virgo.

Man

Wade · 2 years ago

A black and white image shows a close-up of a man wearing a hat. The man's face is partially hidden by shadow, and his hat has water droplets on it. Rain streaks are visible in the background.

Hand

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a drawn person with golden armor and orange glasses over a youtube video frame. The text below the video says, "Nearly Threw Hands with a 13 year old" by nabulordoforder445, 6,404 views, 1 hour ago.

Name

Wade · 2 years ago

What’s another name for cumming in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Attack

Wade · 2 years ago

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

Introvert

Wade · 2 years ago

Introverts

The image shows a screen capture of Loki with a look of discomfort on his face. The text on the image says: "When I go out and there are people everywhere. This is a nightmare."

Myself

Wade · 2 years ago

Me, myself, and I

The image shows three panels from the movie Captain America Civil War. The top panel shows a man looking at someone with the text "ME" overlaid. The second panel shows another man looking at someone with the text "MYSELF" overlaid. The bottom panel shows the title card from the movie "CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR", with the release date "MAY 6, 2016".

Gun

Wade · 2 years ago

Deadpool and Harley Quinn

Wade

Parent

Assumption

Satan

Short jokes

Spider-Man

Dishwasher

Post

Asshole

Deadpool

Deadpool

Century

Comment

Persona

Man

Hand

Name

Attack

Introvert

Myself

Gun