Wade ツ

He's on top of you! He's going in through the back! OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE!

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 106 followers

When she wants Netflix
and chill but the show
is actually pretty good
FAILGAGS.COM

My generation
is going to start
a revolution!!!
Your
generation
can't even
start a
lawnmower.

Government: Tobacco is
dangerous. You need to be 21 to
buy it
Also government *sending
military recruiters to high
schools*:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?

kira- @Sadcrib- 1d
this mf dropped one song and dipped
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kira- @Sadcrib. 1d
somebody that we used to know

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other

LICHEN

shef

WHO ASKED
I AM SORRY, BUT
ICOULDN'T FIND WHO
WANTED THIS OPINION.
IAPOLOGIZE KIND
SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO
WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION
COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE
NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S
UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM.

When someone starts expressing their
feelings in an honest, sincere way instead
of having the decency to turn their pain
into humorous cynicism like a normal person
CP401
@emxlybrvwn

Many people don't appreciate how
huge the sun actually is, so I
added a banana for scale

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
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Playing FNaF for
the lore
Watching theories on
youtube about the
FNaF lore
Trying to solve
the FNaF lore
Waiting for the FNaF
lore to solve itself
Kidnapping Scott
Cawthon and make him
reveal the FNaF lore

LoadingArtist.com
That's not true!
Your mother and I
are always here.
Sometimes I feel like
I have no one to turn to..
LoadingArtist.com
Your father's right!
You can
count on us!
Now how about
some ice cream, buddy?
Ahhh-
Almost had it
that time!
DE

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

And then Satan said:
Put the alphabet
into math

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s fingers

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual

What’s another name for nutting in a woman? Loading the dishwasher

I relate to this meme

friend: are u okay
me: yeah
friend: but your posts...
me:
رلیا
@brendanMortimer

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Mid-Western Motherfucker

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