Wade
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan? Homeless.
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
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What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
