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He's on top of you! He's going in through the back! OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE!
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan? Homeless.
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement? Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor? The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18. What is 9+10? 19. What is 9+11? -2996
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
