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Registered on 9/21/2023 · 107 followers · Last active 4 months ago

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Now

A Venn diagram shows two overlapping circles. The left circle is labeled "Dark Times". The right circle is labeled "Dumb Times". The overlap of both circles is labeled "Now".

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Badass

A comic book style image of Deadpool aiming a rifle with a scope, despite only having one working eye. The text at the top says, "You know you're badass when" and the text at the bottom says, "you use a scope without an eye."

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Facts

The image shows two panels of an animation. In the first, Rick from Rick and Morty is tearing a painting off a wall. In the second panel, the wall is torn and there's a message that reads: "Rape towards men is still rape." Rick looks surprised and gestures with his hands.

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Thanksgiving

A four-panel comic shows a person asking Thanksgiving why it wears a mask. The first panel shows a person with a head that says "Food, Family, Thankful." The second panel is the person lifting the "mask," and the third panel shows the truth behind the mask: "Killing native Americans and taking their land." In the fourth panel, the mask is placed back on the head of the person who is saying, "Let's keep this on."

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Which one?

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the top panel, a man in a lab coat points angrily at the Joker, saying, "Get out of my face, clown." The second panel shows only the Joker smiling wickedly, with text, "Which one?" under him. The third panel shows four stone sculptures with faces.

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Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

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Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

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King Ko-

The image shows a large, silhouetted figure of Bigfoot against an orange, sunset-like background. There are helicopters in the background. A smaller inset shows a man's face with the text "LIVE TUCKER REACTION".

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You can’t plan for everything

A comic book panel shows a man in a suit and mask looking alarmed with a gun in his hand. He is exclaiming, "How. How the hell was I supposed to plan for this?! Damned zombie Moon Knights!!!" In the background, two figures in capes can be seen.

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VENOM: LET THERE BE LEAN

The image shows two sections. The top features Venom with purple goo dripping and the text "I LOVE". The bottom shows multiple cups of purple lean and the text "LEAN!!!!"

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BATtle

A two-panel image of Batman and Robin. In the first panel, Batman says, "I'm going to battle." Robin asks, "What is tie?" In the second panel, Batman slaps Robin.

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Rip

A meme image showing a text with "Me: *Clicks on refresh button* Reddit: *Shows the same memes* Me:" above an image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc looking confused.

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‘Merica

The image shows a bald eagle with an American flag in the background. The text above the image says "Hey are you free this weekend?" followed by the stage directions: "[gazes into distance]", "[wipes tear from cheek]", and "[bald eagle screeches]". The last line of text is "I'm always free."

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

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Stonks

A photo of Dwayne Johnson's face is superimposed over a stock chart. The text on top of the image reads: "My brain at 3am: Dwayne the 'stock' Johnson". The background contains numbers and graphs.

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Based Joker

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Antisocial

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob looks disgruntled with his eyes closed. The text reads: "Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is." In the bottom panel, Spongebob is smiling and pointing with text: "Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking."

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Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

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