Face mcshooty

Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation my birthday is march 18 Im 15 years old male im pretty fuckin short/dumb my best buds are YOU scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing P.S dap likes it getting pegged don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Face_mcshooty420) I dont own a phone btw

Registered on 12/3/2024 · 39 followers · Last active 1 day ago

In a hospital room, Goku stands near a patient's bed and says, "I knew I'd find you here. I heard your cancer is pretty strong. Let me fight it."

A man stands in front of a mirror. The text reads, "I'm like Moonknight but neither of my personalities got game."

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

The image shows a screenshot from a video with the text "Omni-man: "I think I miss my wife." Powerplex's son:" written on it.

A young man wearing a headset is sitting in a gaming chair and holding a bowl with a spoon in it. Text overlay: "Me pretending to get mad at the game after I died on purpose so I could finish my food."

Im bro

A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."

Two cartoon fish sit at a table looking miserable. Text reads: "When the teacher says, 'Discuss your ideas with the person sitting next to you,' but you don't fw the person sitting next to you."

The image shows a warrior looking defeated after waking up from a dream, accompanied by the text "POV: You wake up from a dream where you had everything..."

Still from "The Iron Giant" animation movie with the Iron Giant looming over a beaten-up Peter Pan. The meme text reads: "Peter Pan when he raw dogged Tinkerbell too hard."

The meme shows a comic book panel from a tweet by TheBatPics. The tweet text reads "Lol batman was immune to the n-word-ification." The comic panel shows two halves of the Justice League. On the left, the characters are white. On the right, the characters are black.

Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

A cartoon image depicts a woman with a sly smile, paired with the text "Bro's mom asking me if I'm staying the night knowing bro's not gonna be there."