I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Face mcshooty
Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation
my birthday is march 18 Im 15 years old male im pretty fuckin short/dumb
my best buds are YOU scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing P.S dap likes it getting pegged don't ask how I know that
(add me on PlayStation @Face_mcshooty420)
I dont own a phone btw
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.