Face mcshooty

Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Facemcshooty420)
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I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.