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Face mcshooty

@facemcshooty

Im dumb asff twin
Registered on 12/3/2024 · 38 followers · Last active 23 days ago
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Valentine's Day

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.
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  • Friend

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • The image shows the text "We become what we hate." Below the text there is the caption "That one friend:" with a screen capture of an actor staring intently.
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  • Family

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • Mr. Krabs and Spongebob sit around a campfire. The text overlay reads, "When you're old enough to learn the family lore and find out the monsters you're related to."
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  • Ketchup

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • cane sauce

    A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"
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  • Valentine's Day

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon illustration shows a person with pink hair and heart antennae sitting alone at a table in a restaurant. On the left and right side, couples are visible at tables. A banner at the top reads "SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY." There is a heart decoration in the middle.
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  • Life

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'
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  • Sandwich

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."
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  • Wife

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."
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  • Bro

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"
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  • Food

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • fucker took my food

    A first-person view shows a hand holding a cartoon bird by its neck. The background is a yellow field with a windmill in the distance and a mountain on the horizon. The lighting has a reddish hue.
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  • Dementia

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."
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  • Dinner

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • dinner time

    A painting depicts a table setting. The main subject is a ham with a human face. There are candles, cutlery, grapes, and other garnishes.
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  • Defeat

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • FUCKING ELI BRUUUU

    The image shows a man with a sad expression. The text over his face reads "When someone beats me at something I thought I was actually good at."
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  • Friend

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • ELI FR

    In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."
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  • Grenade

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Child

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A close-up of a person with a red face and an intense stare, superimposed with the text: "Vietnamese children after getting an order of 500 'Stop child labor' t-shirts."
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