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Hobbies: PlayStation biking and making bad choices btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap dipshit imwithstupid give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that

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A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

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ur a wizard harry

A still from the Harry Potter movies shows Harry looking up and to the right with a dazed expression, overlaid with the text "When she's windgardiuming your leviosa and she gives you the old swish and flick."

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A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

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A woman in a wheelchair is smiling at the camera. The text on the image reads: "This is your friendly reminder that vegetables will make you stronger." A broccoli and a flexing arm emoji are near the center.

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the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

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he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

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A still from the movie "American Psycho" shows Patrick Bateman looking surprised, overlaid with the text "Me when I come home and see my room got cleaned by mom."

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I would be making Eli fucking rich

A luxurious house is visible. The text says "Me if carrying bro on the game was a full time job."

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The image shows an anime character sitting alone, looking pensive or sad, with the text "Pov: How it feels when one of your favourite person turns out to be a lesson of life."

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A close-up of a reddish cat with a judgmental expression. The text reads: "Me in 15 Feb looking at bro because he walks weirdly."

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A man looks to the side with a worried expression. The text reads, "When y'all arguing and she start going near your PS5."

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A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"

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A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.

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The image shows the text "We become what we hate." Below the text there is the caption "That one friend:" with a screen capture of an actor staring intently.

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Mr. Krabs and Spongebob sit around a campfire. The text overlay reads, "When you're old enough to learn the family lore and find out the monsters you're related to."

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cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

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A cartoon illustration shows a person with pink hair and heart antennae sitting alone at a table in a restaurant. On the left and right side, couples are visible at tables. A banner at the top reads "SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY." There is a heart decoration in the middle.

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A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

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A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

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A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

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