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Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Facemcshooty420)

Registered on 12/3/2024 · 28 followers · Last active 1 day ago

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why the fuck is steam there ????

The image displays a list of company logos under the heading "THESE COMPANIES TEST ON ANIMALS", accompanied by the upper part of a dog's head. The listed companies include 3M, 409, Aquafresh, ACUVUE, Aveeno, Almay, Air Wick, AXE, Avon, BOSS, Purina, Bic, Coppertone, Band-Aid, Colgate, Maybelline, Doury, Dove, Gillette, ChapStick, Covergirl, Glad, Kleenex, Crest, Diesel, L'Oreal, Listerine, Olay, Pantene, P&G, and Ivory.

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A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.

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A computer-generated image shows a wall of water crashing onto a land area with some green vegetation. The image contains the text, "Me releasing my bucket into a retirement home so the old people will think they're in the titanic."

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A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

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An anime character looks up with the text: "Me realizing that while every other girl in the konoha ninja academy was chasing Sasuke, the one with X-ray Vision wanted Naruto."

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A man with headphones holds a mug while the text above him reads, "POV: When bro replaying the same video so you know it's a girl shaking (peach emoji) but you have no proof."

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A man stands with arms raised in a victorious pose in front of what appears to be a raging fire. The text superimposed on the image reads: "How it feels when you wanna change your PFP but you can't because it's too iconic."

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A still from an anime shows a character looking shocked. The text reads, "When you meet your bro with a new girl just 50 minutes after he broke up."

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knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo

A cartoon character with red hair and big pink cheeks is behind bars. The image reads: "When she says she hates me, but hate is a feeling so she technically has feelings for me."

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A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

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A man in a white racing suit looks shocked and slightly concerned with a crowd of people in the background. The text reads, "Me after realizing that I'm the only one who showed up naked to the 'gender reveal' party."

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A picture of a bathtub with a toaster inside it. The text above the picture says "When you get off of work and she's waiting for you in the bathtub."

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A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.

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A screenshot from an anime shows a man saying goodbye to a younger boy. Text overlay: "POV: Me saying goodbye to her little brother before he unfriends me on PlayStation because she broke up with me."

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A cartoon image of a turtle from Spongebob Squarepants with a large amount of poop being dumped on it. The text reads, "The class pet turtle (Thomas) receiving the load I've been saving up all week."

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A meme featuring a man smiling with text above him that says, "when bro ran out of 🥜 so you whip out your dihh and touch tips with him and 🥜 in his dihh so he gets a refill."

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A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

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A still from an animated show features a male character with spiky hair and a surprised expression. The text reads, "Europeans in the 1700s whenever a woman solve a problem."

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A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

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A picture of the actor Michael C. Hall, who played Dexter in the show of the same name, with the text "Is it a hate crime if I love doing it?"

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