Face mcshooty

Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation my birthday is march 18 Im 15 years old male im pretty fuckin short/dumb my best buds are YOU scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing P.S dap likes it getting pegged don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Face_mcshooty420) I dont own a phone btw

Registered on 12/3/2024 · 39 followers · Last active 1 day ago

Spongebob meme with the text: "She looked back during doggy style so I waved at her."

when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her

A man wearing a tank top that says "197" is standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "When I'm digging into the pregnant shawty but the baby inside grabs a hold of me."

A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

A woman is in a video game. The text reads: "Me in the marvel rivals universe trying to pull the beads out of Luna show 🍑 hole but icy dookie chips keeps tugging me."

Dolphins swimming in a blue sea under a rainbow. The image contains the text: "How life feels after you stop arguing and just say 'stfu or I'll knock you tf out.'"

A muscular man lifts his shirt to reveal a handgun in his waistband. Text: POV: me at the coffee shop presenting my 100% off coupon to the barista.

A photo shows two flashlights pointing to the bottom of a closed door with the text "ladies please just hear me out".

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

In-joke

A man in a suit looks pensively into the camera with the text "POV: when you're late to the gc argument and realise u caught a few strays."

Lebron James sitting on a bench looking stoic. The text overlay reads: "When my mom keeps talking to herself after our argument but her rage bait is genuinely working."

A man looking to the side with a slightly annoyed expression, overlaid with text that reads: "When you find bro in a random comment section leaving a comment like 'step on me, mommy' under a goth girl's post. (I wanted to write the same thing)"

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

A black and white cartoon-style drawing shows a woman in a Chinese dress sitting on a man's lap. The text says, "...Like this?" and "Men want this after a 14 hour shift."

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

A person sits in a green room. The meme text says: "7 year old me staring at my controller trying to find L3."

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

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A meme showing two characters from Teen Titans with text that says, "ME CATCHING THE MF WHO KEEPS WATCHING FURRY PORN ON MY PC."

A still from a movie is accompanied by text that reads: "When the Humans vs Technology war happens in the future and you have to kill your air fryer."