What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Cool
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.