ADHD autist

@adhdautist

I am from Norway and speak Norwegian, and English, of course. I LOVE HARDSTYLE! I read cat warriors. I am a Sonic fan. I have Asperger’s syndrome, ADHD and Neurofibromatosis type 1. I was born in the winter, January 27th fun fact: IPad was introduced to the rest of the world same day and year as my birth! My faith in humanity has been restored. By the way, call me Ina PS: I have been off this site for a year because I was on Character.ai, but I’m back now
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Night

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Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......

Entertainment

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I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Stuff

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Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

Keyboard

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More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.