ADHD autist

I am from Norway and speak Norwegian, and English, of course. I LOVE HARDSTYLE! I read cat warriors. I am a Sonic fan. I have Asperger’s syndrome, ADHD and Neurofibromatosis type 1. I was born in the winter, January 27th fun fact: IPad was introduced to the rest of the world same day and year as my birth! I’ve lost faith in humanity. By the way, call me Ina
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Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________

Because a community has more than two people.

Me: I been up all night, no sleep—

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff?🤨

Me: What?

The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: colourful flamingo fart.