Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.