What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
What's your religion?
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
Does a migit count as a orphan?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
Bro if you have anorexia you have no skin at all
BLEACH
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I have a riddle for u;
10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
