Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.