Worst Jokes Ever
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team: