Worst Jokes Ever

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Pop a choccy milk!

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What's the definition of suspicious?...

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀

Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.

What do you call a blind German man?

A Nazi.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.