Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
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what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairlines straighter then he will ever be
Your so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly
The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her
yout mom
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer
There's no stage 5
Your mom oh wait you don't have one
