Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

Knock, knock. Whoโ€™s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you donโ€™t remember me?

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ