Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.