Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Article

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Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Password

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My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

Blonde girl

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Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

Indian

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What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?

"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"

LGBTQ

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Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.

Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.

Baby

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"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

Dad

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I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

Crayon

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Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

Toaster

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A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.

After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"

The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."