Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Name

    • Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

    Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

    Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

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    • Drunk man

    • A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

  • 2

    • Child Molester

    • A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

  • 1

    • Terrorist

    • Two terrorists walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

    The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

    Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

    Baker

    • I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

  • 2

    • Nickel

    • If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

    Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

    YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!