What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can’t find their way home
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Whyed the emo have to friends"becuase they like to hang by themself"
i love bubba girls and yea
I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball?, Ka-boom
like it if you judge peoples hair lines
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
Your hairline so far back I use it as a ruler to measure things
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"
your hairline so long they mistake your forehead for a football field
