Worst Jokes Ever
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
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I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."