Worst Jokes Ever
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.