Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.