Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
This person has Down syndrome.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Kill yourself!
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.