Worst Jokes Ever
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.