Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Why canโ€™t orphans be criminals?

Because theyโ€™re not wanted.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.