Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈