Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."
dfg.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.