Worst Jokes Ever
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
I eat ass.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.