Worst Jokes Ever
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.