Worst Jokes Ever
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Tyler
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."