How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. ๐๐ค๐
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "Iโm boutta blow this sh*t!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.