Worst Jokes Ever
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.