What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Worst Jokes Ever
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Five more days.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
