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Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
