Worst Jokes Ever
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.