Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Bend over and spell run.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.