Roses are red violets are fine you be the 6 ill be the 9 π
Knock Knock Who's there? Ahoy Mateys Ahoy Mateys who? Ahoy mateys balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I hate my wife
for my birthday on sept 11 this year I just want a plane chocolate cake
Iβm gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger ;)
Bin ladens relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 π€£π€£π€£
How many times was bin Laden shot? 911 times
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
why are amercians so bad at class royals because they already lost 2 towers
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
Did you know Africans donβt have to be black
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
