Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless.

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

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    • If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

    "You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

    In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

    Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

    Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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    • Father: "Son, you were adopted."

    Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

    Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."